How to Survive all alone?

From today onward... you shall call me vinohjicute

vinohjicute [vin-o-jin-cute]

Anyway... this few days being pondering how can i survive all alone in the 'desert' where i am so use to the city lifestyle. Search wikihow.com

here are some means to survive on a desert island:

1. KILL YOURSELF. (2/5 popcorn)

2. Find a plastic bag and a tree (2/5 popcorn)
Put the plastic bag on your head... and aim at the tree. Chiong toward it. With your head, head on to the tree. (the plastic bag is used to reduce the pain of the impact)

3. Find a big tree and a big plastic bag (3/5 popcorn)
Uses the water given off by trees to hydrate you.... Place the bag over a section of the tree and tie it shut as tight as you can. Wait overnight, and you should have some water in your bag.

4. Start a fire (3/5 popcorn)
There are many ways to create fire. One of the best known methods is the bow method. for this, you will need...
a) bendable stick (living)
b) tinder (coconut rusk, wood shavings, etc.)
c) vine, or live grass (for the bow's string)
d) rock or piece of wood with hole in it.
e) another piece of wood with hole in it.

Finally the last method... which i like it the most... i give it 5/5 popcorn.

5. Get an IPhone (5/5 popcorn)

Download the application, hungrygowhere.com. It should give you a list of good food around your desert island. You are just a phone call away from it.

Hhahahaha... crap right... The moral of the story is that. Nv go out alone and if really need be... JUST BE HAPPY when you are all alone!

Anyway stop pestering me NOW! What should I eat... A 'Double' McSpicy or a 'Single' McSpicy....


Hmmm i think i should just go for a HAPPY MEAL =p Got toy somemore.